Istvanistan's Independence War

VLADOGRAD, COMMONWEALTH OBLAST [CHAOCRACY] OF ISTVANISTAN - In the wake of a spate of mutual annexations worthy of Yardistan itself the conflict between Istvanistan and the Grand Commonwealth is settling down into a more familiar story of a plucky anarchic and eccentric community waging a liberation war against the dry bureaucracy of an evil empire. A tale of nuclear eclairs and sandworms being pitched against each other in epic combat.

In spite of the resistance led by the self appointed Minister of Entropy Increasement Spetzjoe, the Commonwealth led by Protector AK Osmani has continued the pacification and reorganisation of the oblast by appointing an Oblastsatrapfuhrer and the patriation of Istvanistan's Liber Laws to the Hall of Six Pillars, the legislative archive of the Grand Commonwealth in its capital Sahanshai-Tara.

In other news Oblastsatrapfuhrer Stjepan Veliki, whose motto is 'they pretend to pay me and I pretend to work' has announced in his first 'five-minute plan' a reorganisation of Istvanistan set around the Municipality of Vladograd.

Meanwhile Commonwealth occupation forces are rumoured to be terrified by reported sightings of Granny Spetzjoe's radioactive bloomers in the Barents Sea.