Summer Slump News Roundup!

It's that infamous time of year again, so we've awoken from our siesta to bring you all the latest news from around a large part of the micronational world:

• A1 has announced an election.
• Aerica is talking about food.
• Alexandria's implementation of its new constitution has stalled.
• Antica has denied Aryez its independence, is indecisive over who should become its new Foreign Minister, and is thinking of reviving KZFO Radio Nafticon.
• Apiya is opening diplomatic relations with Pasárgada.
• Ashkenatza has restored its Nohsi, Herr Astopov.
• Atlantium is having some communication problems.
• Azuristan has replaced its Crown Prince and heir apparent.
• The Babkhans are still drunk.
• Beaugium is still talking about Cake and Fridays.
• Bobalania has been invited to join the UNUMC.
• Bosworth has published some Batavian orders of battle.
• In Cräiteland, Craitman has gone on the Grand Tour.
• Cyberia fails to prevail.
• The Domain and Realms want to create an online zoo.
• Dura is not that durable.
• The Formori flag is still appearing all around the world.
• Gralus is having a land swap, reforming its Intelligence Community, still hosting the World Expo and doing various other things.
• Hamland has some new insignia and a new General.
• Hanover has published its Hanover Day 2009 Honours.
• Holzer is finally preparing a new map showing its independence.
• Imperium Incognita has entered into a diplomatic and familial alliance with Natopia.
• Istvanistan still has not fallen.
• Jamzinia is ticking over thanks to a talking strawberry.
• Kanto has been denied a map.
• Ladonia's driftwood "city" is featured by IO9.
• Lavalon is drafting a new foreign policy and compiling a list of coverage of micronations in the mainstream media.
• In Laurant a new palace is being constructed from the ruins of an ancient Atteran castle.
• Livlandia is preparing for a recwar and deciding on deserving recipients of its Order.
• Lovely has just elected a new Prime Minister (Cog).
• Molossia has joined microfinancing charity Kiva.
• Natopia has had its Emperor's Jubilee.
• Nelaga is talking Storywar Charters and Micron Revolutions.
• New Britannia has applied for preservation by the Apollo Foundation.
• Norduryyk is holding a constitutional debate.
• In Nova England, Jeremy has had to quit micronations.
• In Ocia, Matt Kovac has made a "speach" to mark Federation Day.
• Réunion has signed a treaty with Lavalon.
• Shireroth has a new Minister of Information (Erik Mortis) and a Fiesta de la B0O0/\/\.
• The South Pacific region of Nationstates has suffered a precipitous decline in population over the past year.
  
• Stormark has received a state visit from Batavia.
• Talossa's poetry competition has concluded, while senate reform and freedom of information and privacy are being debated.
• Thrace has a new ambassador.
• Uantir's King Ari has changed his name to King Ailin.
• The Umbagollans are still irregularly reviewing things and discussing utterly fascinating links.
  
• Universalis is signing treaties.

And finally...

• The League of Secessionist States (LOSS) has a new website designed by HHIM Claudio de Castro of Réunion.
  

That's all, folks!